There's usually a third option:

Listen to me, America.  I beg of you, PLEASE!  I know it's hard to get air right now. News crews are breathing down your back waiting for you to do something controversial and the instant you speak, someone will be there to distort your words or reality in general.
You may feel with all the ruckus that you only have two choices: Trump or Hillary.  But it's not true.
There will be other candidates on that ballot.  Ones that you and I have never heard of.  Ones that may be gang members.
But trust me, you could throw a dart out of an airplane and hit someone better for our country than the dirt-bag democrat or the demented republican.
I know that you know your current favorite sucks ass.  You've picked what you believe to be the better of two evils, but you know something is still very wrong.  In the middle of your chants you might begin to look at those around you and they will be looking at you and in your minds you are all wondering "why in God's name are we saying this?  Who started this chant, anyway?"
Our current Presidential race consists of two people vying not for the title of President, but for the title of "most outrageous" or "biggest liar".
If it is difficult for you to choose outside of these two, because you're not certain they'd be a better fit than Donald or Hillary, I offer this option for you:

This is "Kitty".  She is 5 years old (35 in Cat Years), was born in the United States, and is very soft and cuddly.  She enjoys playing with various toys and will even do backflips for one of them!  She is friendly with everyone.
If you're still not convinced, you should know that I was a dog person until Kitty came into my life.
Kitty is as qualified as Donald, and tells no lies like Hillary.
Her campaign has been stifled under the media attention that Mr. Trump has been receiving, and Hillary has refused to debate her.
In 2016, let's make America Fuzzier again. (No, but seriously, anyone outside Trump and Hillary will suffice)